Ep 2 | SGW: Xena | S1-2 | Scotts of War: Synoris or WWE Arm Muscles?

Update: 2017-05-17

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Xena is hit with an arrow, and falls hard for a mute baby and her dead mother's seed sower. Meanwhile, Gabrielle opens a small but honest sports bar, and gets locked in the storage closet after all the other employees go home - oh no! We learn a lot about construction from child laborers. Hilarity ensues.

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Ep 10.1 | SGW: Xena | S1-10 | Bird-Beak Tipped Centaur Dick Staff: Cher’s New Water-Fast Diet (Big Trouble in Little ☆☆☆ Michelin Tooth Gap China)

2017-08-0901:03:54

Ep 9.2 | SGW: Xena | S1-9 | That One Where Gabrielle Tried To Fuck A Dead Guy (Gabrielle’s Impossibly Unsyncable Ovulation Cycle) / Xena Retrieves Hades’ Real-Doll (Sisyphus Eternally Rolls a Boulder, Except the Boulder is Rats)

2017-07-2601:12:42

Ep 9.1 | SGW: Xena | S1-9 | That One Where Gabrielle Tried To Fuck A Dead Guy (Gabrielle’s Impossibly Unsyncable Ovulation Cycle) / Xena Retrieves Hades’ Real-Doll (Sisyphus Eternally Rolls a Boulder, Except the Boulder is Rats)

2017-07-2601:13:06

Ep 8.2 | SGW: Xena | S1-8 | Cave of Hephaestus New Employee Orientation (Active Shooter Training Emphasis): Xena’s Chakram Also Could Have Cut Those Chains (You Selfish Whore)

2017-07-1201:21:43

Ep 8.1 | SGW: Xena | S1-8 | Cave of Hephaestus New Employee Orientation (Active Shooter Training Emphasis): Xena’s Chakram Also Could Have Cut Those Chains (You Selfish Whore)

2017-07-1201:12:50

Ep 7 | SGW: Xena | S1-7 | Sort of Impressive 40’ Titans, I Guess: Fussy Bola-Scrote

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Ep 6 | SGW: Xena | S1-6 | The Case of Village Idiots v. Gabrielle Atticus Finch: Tasteful Dungeon Subsidies & Ares’ Ass-Baby

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Ep 5 | SGW: Xena | S1-5 | Sword-wielding Clitoris: Xena’s Relapse

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Ep 4 | SGW: Xena | S1-4 | Nemo Kills a Beibeh: Hope is an Empty Box

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Ep 3 | SGW: Xena | S1-3 | Jokes About Shape God: Shape Shitter, Blackout Contact Viagra, and 10% Off All Body Lube (this week only)